What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 17:24
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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Then came..
Unacceptable again!
No way
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share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...